April 22rd - April 29th, 2012
Text by: Jim Williams
The latest DAotW comes from a recent
episode of Spike's "Repo Games".
And here's our latest
tool...err...contestant. His name is James from Westville, NJ, and his
2009 Dodge Ram is up for repo.
"I was sittin' there with my son
watchin' TV. 'Blue's Clues'. 'Blue's Clues'. YEAH!"
Let's move on. First question.
James and his wife latch onto the
"90210" end of the question and start spitting out "90210" character
Tom then asks the question again and
James in absolute deadpan style responds...
James claims he watches the show, but
starts spouting off "Williams", "Montel", "Steve" and the like.
"Say your alphabets. A-B-C-D..."
"The answer you want to go with is 'Maury
*GASP* "It is right!"
Thank you, Chibi Edge. Of course, the
correct answer was "Povich". So, now he needs to get 3 in a row to save
his truck. Next question!
Come on, it's poker! This guy looks
like he plays poker all the time.
"James, it's not the...you have to
have five of the same cards. I think you have to have all 5 kings to
make a...to make a...um...to go out."
"Ace of spades?"
YOU FOOL! An ace, king, queen, jack,
and ten of the same suit constitutes a royal flush. You know what, I'm
sorry. I made a bad assumption. James and the Mrs. probably don't know
what the word "constitutes" means.
"Let's go get the f*****' truck, man!"
"Your truck's gone, dude. And you're
gonna chase after it in a Mini Cooper? *Laughs hysterically*"